Shit I think about during practice
- Me: Well shit here we go again
- Me: Holy hell did this water melt from an iceberg or something
- Me: BITCH IF YOU JUMP ON ME I WILL KILL YOU
- Me: Oh no bitch, you’re not going first if you skipped warm ups.
- Me: 400 IM? Take me now
- Me: LIGHTNING GODS I COMMAND THEE TO SHOW YOURSELF
- Me: SPEED THE FUCK UP
- Me: SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
- Me: Butterfly? BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKER, SWIM ON THE CORRECT SIDE OF THE LANE OR I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CONCUSSION
- Me: I could go for an XXL Pizza right now
- Me: Mmmm that lifeguard is hot
- Me: Is that a boner?
- Me: I need to shave.
- Me: I feel like a whale
- Me: Did you just piss in the pool?
- Me: *Jamming out to my favorite song*
- Me: Is it over yet omfg.
- Me: *WHEEZES FOR AIR*
- Me: Was distance created as a torture device?
- Me: Awh hell no you did not just touch my feet.
- Me: I'm going to be bald when I take this cap off
- Me: Hey guys lets talk about team Phelps and team Lochte
- Me: SWIM ON SOMEONE ELSE BITCH
- Me: Omfg what am I doing with my life
- Me: WHY DID CALL ME MAYBE GET STUCK IN MY HEAD WHY
- Me: Is my coach high or something
- Me: THOU SHALL NOT PASS
- Me: Cramp cramp crAMP CRAMP CRAMP RAMP
- Me: Oh distance again? I’ll just chill on the bottom of the pool
- Me: *Dying whale noises*
- Me: Backstroke? Fuq tha police, I’m pulling on the laneline
- Me: IF YOU'RE STAYING ON THAT WALL YOU BETTER FUCKING MOVE OR I’M FLIP TURNING OFF YOUR BOOBS AND IT’S NOT GONNA FEEL FUN.
- Me: Ho did you just call this 50 hard?
- Me: Starts? PRAISE THE LORD THERE IS HOPE
- Me: MOVE
- Me: Warmdown? YES YES YES YES YES YES
- Me: I HAVE MADE IT I AM ALIVE I CAN DO ANYTHING I CAN CLIMB THE HIMALAYS BRING WORLD PEACE CURE CANCER INVENT TIMETRAVEL *Flops out of the pool*
- Me: Now where the fuck is my food
- Me: …I’m doing this again tomorrow. FML.
Shit Blazers Swim Team Say (My team)
- Can we use fins?
- Are there kickboards?
- How about no.
- Is today gonna be fun?
- I don't waaaaaaant toooo
- Do we have to?
- I forgot how to swim, can I go to lane six?
- WHY DOES LANE 6 GET FINS???
- I wish we had an outdoor pool.....
- Coach: You get to choose what we do
- Me: Go home
- Can we play a game?
- Lets play marco polo!!!!
- whens our next meet?
- wheres our ribbons?
- b-but, I thought practice went until 7: 30.....
- Coach: Let's do starts
- Me: Can I go off the wall?
- uuuuurgggggggg
- I wish there was an underwater radio
- You can go in front of me.
- After you
- IM HUNGRY!!!!!
- I'll meet you at the bottom of the pool.
- I....Need.....a......res
- Emillllllyyyyy
- kallliiiiiiiaaaa
- meegaaaaaan
- daaaaavee (our coaches)
- I FINISHED!!!!!
- I wish I was a diver..
- can we go off the diving board?
- Coach: who want to move the lane lines?
- Us: *points to each other*
- Me: TJ WANTS TO!!!!
Olympian Matt Grevers proposed to his girlfriend, fellow U.S. National Teamer Annie Chandler, on the second night of the 2012 Missouri Grand Prix.
Chandler said yes.
