Girls Who Swim

I feel like such a crappy admin. I barely go on :(((( I just started my new team!! its so fun!...

selma--erickson — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 12:18:07 -0400

I feel like such a crappy admin. I barely go on :(((( I just started my new team!! its so fun! Follow my personal here!

Shit I think about during practice

selma--erickson — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:57:42 -0400

Me: Well shit here we go again
Me: Holy hell did this water melt from an iceberg or something
Me: BITCH IF YOU JUMP ON ME I WILL KILL YOU
Me: Oh no bitch, you’re not going first if you skipped warm ups.
Me: 400 IM? Take me now
Me: LIGHTNING GODS I COMMAND THEE TO SHOW YOURSELF
Me: SPEED THE FUCK UP
Me: SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
Me: Butterfly? BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKER, SWIM ON THE CORRECT SIDE OF THE LANE OR I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CONCUSSION
Me: I could go for an XXL Pizza right now
Me: Mmmm that lifeguard is hot
Me: Is that a boner?
Me: I need to shave.
Me: I feel like a whale
Me: Did you just piss in the pool?
Me: *Jamming out to my favorite song*
Me: Is it over yet omfg.
Me: *WHEEZES FOR AIR*
Me: Was distance created as a torture device?
Me: Awh hell no you did not just touch my feet.
Me: I'm going to be bald when I take this cap off
Me: Hey guys lets talk about team Phelps and team Lochte
Me: SWIM ON SOMEONE ELSE BITCH
Me: Omfg what am I doing with my life
Me: WHY DID CALL ME MAYBE GET STUCK IN MY HEAD WHY
Me: Is my coach high or something
Me: THOU SHALL NOT PASS
Me: Cramp cramp crAMP CRAMP CRAMP RAMP
Me: Oh distance again? I’ll just chill on the bottom of the pool
Me: *Dying whale noises*
Me: Backstroke? Fuq tha police, I’m pulling on the laneline
Me: IF YOU'RE STAYING ON THAT WALL YOU BETTER FUCKING MOVE OR I’M FLIP TURNING OFF YOUR BOOBS AND IT’S NOT GONNA FEEL FUN.
Me: Ho did you just call this 50 hard?
Me: Starts? PRAISE THE LORD THERE IS HOPE
Me: MOVE
Me: Warmdown? YES YES YES YES YES YES
Me: I HAVE MADE IT I AM ALIVE I CAN DO ANYTHING I CAN CLIMB THE HIMALAYS BRING WORLD PEACE CURE CANCER INVENT TIMETRAVEL *Flops out of the pool*
Me: Now where the fuck is my food
Me:…I’m doing this again tomorrow. FML.

When your coach signs you up for an event that you hate

an-infinity-of-stars — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 18:23:00 -0400

FOLLOW NOW SWIMMERS!!!

selma--erickson — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 13:29:02 -0400

FOLLOW NOW SWIMMERS!!!

When I see food at a meet

selma--erickson — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 13:26:01 -0400

Shit Blazers Swim Team Say (My team)

selma--erickson — Sat, 21 Jul 2012 11:13:44 -0400

Can we use fins?
Are there kickboards?
How about no.
Is today gonna be fun?
I don't waaaaaaant toooo
Do we have to?
I forgot how to swim, can I go to lane six?
WHY DOES LANE 6 GET FINS???
I wish we had an outdoor pool.....

Coach: You get to choose what we do
Me: Go home

Can we play a game?
Lets play marco polo!!!!
whens our next meet?
wheres our ribbons?
b-but, I thought practice went until 7:30.....

Coach: Let's do starts
Me: Can I go off the wall?

uuuuurgggggggg
I wish there was an underwater radio
You can go in front of me.
After you
IM HUNGRY!!!!!
I'll meet you at the bottom of the pool.
I....Need.....a......res
Emillllllyyyyy
kallliiiiiiiaaaa
meegaaaaaan
daaaaavee (our coaches)
I FINISHED!!!!!
I wish I was a diver..
can we go off the diving board?

Coach: who want to move the lane lines?
Us: *points to each other*
Me: TJ WANTS TO!!!!

Shampoo explodes in your bag

selma--erickson — Sun, 15 Jul 2012 09:18:12 -0400

fyeahswimshark: thanks for the...

an-infinity-of-stars — Sun, 15 Jul 2012 08:47:37 -0400

fyeahswimshark:

thanks for the submission!

http://belugasinparis.tumblr.com/

What I think about during swimming

selma--erickson — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 12:23:17 -0400

swimthefly: Olympian Matt Grevers proposed to his girlfriend,...

selma--erickson — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:38:33 -0400

swimthefly:

Olympian Matt Grevers proposed to his girlfriend, fellow U.S. National Teamer Annie Chandler, on the second night of the 2012 Missouri Grand Prix.

Chandler said yes.

Jamming to your pump up song

selma--erickson — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:30:51 -0400

love your blog!!!

selma--erickson — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 08:29:00 -0400

Why thank you! Here’s a hug!

When your coach gives you a choice between,

selma--erickson — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:52:02 -0400

100 IM 90% speed

Or,

400 IM 50% speed

And your teams like:

Taco In A Bag at a meet

selma--erickson — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:40:15 -0400

Hey wasssup swimmers! It’s selma, so I will be choosing...

selma--erickson — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:37:00 -0400

Hey wasssup swimmers! It’s selma, so I will be choosing some to run this blog from the last contest BECAUSE one of the winners turned it down :c So, I will be picking SUNDAY!! If you did the last one, you don’t need to reblog this one!! So, if you didn’t do the last one, reblog this one!! BUT YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING
ME & HER

K? bye!! <3

Normal People vs. Swimmers:

selma--erickson — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:36:00 -0400

whatshouldswimmerscallme:

Normal People: Butterfly

Swimmers: Butterfly

Normal People: Dinner

Swimmers: Dinner

Normal People: Friday night

Swimmers: Friday night

Normal People: Toilet

Swimmers: Toilet

Normal people: Summer

Swimmers: Summer

Normal People: Autumn

Swimmers: Autumn

Normal People: Winter

Swimmers: Winter

Normal People: Spring

Swimmers: Spring

Um hi :)

an-infinity-of-stars — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 13:39:00 -0400

I guess I should probably introduce myself. I’m Tess, aka Carelesswhisperer, and I just turned 15. I help run this blog now. I’m extremely awkward. I’ve been swimming since I was 6, but only competitively for about a year and a half :) I swim backstroke and freestyle, since I can’t do the other strokes due to knee and ankle problems. If you have any questons just ask! :)

-Tess

Getting Out Of The Water:

selma--erickson — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 12:02:20 -0400

Expectation:

Reality:

80 FOLLOWERS!!

selma--erickson — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 09:12:43 -0400

YAY!

selma--erickson — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 09:11:50 -0400

I got a new computer!! BUT none of my GIfs or pictures are on it! :(( So, I can’t post anything GOOD for a couple days!

And, I know it’s embarrassing, but I could never do a flip turn! But now I can! One day I can’t the next day I could suddenly do it!!! I’m so proud! And I have another meet saturday here’s what I signed up for:

50 FR
100 FR
100 BR

I’m a breast stroker bitches!